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Shoot The Dog Closest To The Sledge Quotes & Sayings
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Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician.
Unknown
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Well Woppi King is the head of everything him give all the orders. And Two Gun Rhygin, from Lime Cay; Daughter Bartley; Sorill, from Coronation Market; Doctor Sploom, the one that kill the man dog and was roasting it in the back yard and a man shoot him; Hilton, that come from America, when somebody write him, and tell him say him wife have a man, poor fella, and him take him gum and shoot him wife, under a cellar.
Laurel Aitken
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Now shoot trigga, stop looking at her tits. Get ya own dog, ya heard. Thats my bi...!
Jay-Z
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At twelve I was determined to shoot only For honor; at twenty not to shoot at all; I know at thirty-three that one must shoot As often as one gets the rare chance - In killing there is more than commentary.
Allen Tate
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Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, I'm going to come all over you.
Nine Inch Nails
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A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog.
Haitian Farmer
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You know, differentiating between training and matches. If they are all matches it becomes very natural to shoot them, although Dan thinks I should shoot more of them. I think I shoot plenty of them.
Nancy Johnson
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I'd actually rather shoot a show a day, but it's a lot more economic to shoot two days a week. But we shoot Thursday and then, like, Britney will drive drunk with her child on Friday, and I don't get an opportunity to talk about it until the following week.
Carson Daly
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The trouble with most comedians who try to do satire is that they are essentially brash, noisy and indelicate people who have to use a sledge hammer to smash a butterfly.
Imogene Coca
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My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
Cathy Guisewite
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Charles M Schulz
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
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A friend is a friend and a dog is a dog. A friend will never be a dog, but a dog won't ever quit being a friend.
Jean Paul Malfatti
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I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die...it's a major offence.
Clive Barker
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Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.
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In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
Edward Hoagland
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I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier.
John Mahoney
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I hate handguns. Handguns are used to shoot people and as long as they are around, people will shoot each other. That's a simple fact. I've seen a bullet wound and it was a mess. It was on a shoot and it scared me. Bullets have a nasty habit of finding their target and that's what's scary about them.
Daniel Craig
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What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.
Dave Berry
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Now that's how you supposed to shoot! From now on, that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that. WOOOOO...it takes a dysfunctional motherfu..er to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some dysfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbecues and shit, though. -Mike Lowery
Bad Boys 2
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