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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
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It is true that short forms of poetry have been cultivated in the Far East more than in modern Europe; but in all European literature short forms of poetry are to be found - indeed quite as short as anything in Japanese.
Lafcadio Hearn
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I'm painting a blue square in my backyard. So that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
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I told the monster in my closet that coming out of there would make him gay. That solves that problem.
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Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.
John Kricfalusi
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In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.
Sugar Ray Leonard
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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I just want to put a banana on the floor run through the house and step on it just to see if ill fall like they do in cartoons.
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My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU!
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To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If your wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome.
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Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'
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'Shut the fudge up. You little asstronaut. What the helicopters are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies!' That's how you cuss a kid out.
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Our task is to provide an education for the kind of kids we have... Not the kind of kids we used to have... Or want to have... Or the kids that exist in our dreams.
Mary Kay Utecht
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
Dylan Nace
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Tommy Cooper
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Why I wear thick socks: 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freakin ninja!
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I always hated high-school shows and high-school movies, because they were always about the cool kids. It was always about dating and s.., and all the popular kids, and the good-looking kids. And the nerds were super-nerdy cartoons, with tape on their glasses. I never saw 'my people' portrayed accurately.
Paul Feig
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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
Ronald Knox
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The best way to create a genuine "responsibility era" -- a genuine commitment to families and to the values they reflect -- is to begin with those to whom we owe the greatest responsibility -- those whom we most value -- our kids. Let's not just talk about it -- let's put kids first.
Senator John Kerry
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