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Suggest Revision: I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
 
Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Suggest Revision: Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
 
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Suggest Revision: What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
 
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Suggest Revision: What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
 
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Suggest Revision: What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
 
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Suggest Revision: Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
 
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Suggest Revision: Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
 
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Suggest Revision: What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
 
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Suggest Revision: What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
 
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