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Short Mailman Quotes & Sayings
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Message! -Mailman
Don't Be A Menace
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The mailman knows you because you are always out waiting for him to come home.
Unknown
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Its whats on the inside that counts. You can be a male without being a man....unless you're a mailman. But that's another story...
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Wake up and I see that my sister is already dresse. She said I'm gonna run and go get my stamps. Watch and make sure no one snatches my check ni... that's the mailman.
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Yes I have acted before. I was in a production of Oklahoma! in the 7th grade. I played the part of Mutey the Mailman. They had too many kids so they made up roles like that. I was good.
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Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the d....s, although he may climb the d....s to see how the room looks from the ceiling.
Helen Powers
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If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me dance for you...while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have s.. with some guy I dont even know. On my dads bed.
Eric Cartman
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I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.
Jarod Kintz
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It is true that short forms of poetry have been cultivated in the Far East more than in modern Europe; but in all European literature short forms of poetry are to be found - indeed quite as short as anything in Japanese.
Lafcadio Hearn
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I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...
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Well, since 'double-0's' have a short life expectancy, your mistake will be short-lived.
James Bond
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Life's too short-- too short to live it as a bad person.
Peyton Sawyer
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I'm used to short distances and short bursts of energy; it was just fastest.
Shannon Miller
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I was told I would never make it because I'm too short. Well, I'm still too short. It doesn't matter what your height is, it's what's in your heart.
Kirby Puckett
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Straight to the money, no short cuts. Now watch me go retarded, yellow short bus.
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They say anything can happen in a short series. I just didn't expect it to be that short.
Al Lopez
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The first writing I did was short short stories for a newspaper syndicate for which I was paid five dollars a piece on publication.
Theodore Sturgeon
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Lifes too short to put up with people who dont give a fu.. about me.
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Life's too short to hate people, life's too short to be arguing all the time, life's too short to be ignoring people.
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When I started out in the early 1930s, there were a great many magazines that published short stories. Unfortunately, the short-story market has dwindled to almost nothing.
Irwin Shaw
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