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Short Secret Santa S Quotes & Sayings
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May this be the year your significant other gives you a better gift than your Secret Santa does.
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
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Believe in Santa...just beclause.
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You don't need Visa when you've got Santa.
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
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I want a Secret Santa gift that makes me feel s..ually violated.
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus
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One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
Bill Brasky
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The Senate is doing its first-ever Secret Santa gift exchange this year. Yeah, theres a $10 spending limit, but they plan to go $14 trillion over budget.
Jimmy Fallon
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Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
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I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy' on a chalkboard and told me it was written by Santa. I was like, 'Oh my God, he knows my name!' I truly believed. Then a kid ruined it for me one day and told me there was no Santa, and I came home crying. The sad part was that the girl who told me was younger than I was.
Stacy Keibler
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
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ni..., I'm Santa Claus; where the fu.. the milk and cookies?
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Admiring the woman you love isn't a secret; The secret only admires shamed hearts and supplies courage to love the one who's a secret.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
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Texas, to be respected must be polite. Santa Anna living, can be of incalculable benefit to Texas; Santa Anna dead, would just be another dead Mexican.
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The secret of two is God's secret, the secret of three is everybody's secret
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Of all those in the army close to the commander none is more intimate than the secret agent; of all rewards none more liberal than those given to secret agents; of all matters none is more confidential than those relating to secret operations.
Sun Tzu
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