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Skinny Jean Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Being healthy and fit is a lot more important than being skinny.
Unknown
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I like my girls smart, skinny, kinda poptart.
Tyler The Creator
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Me being a skinny guy, I could crawl into the steel pit.
Luther Allison
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Now what, I say now whats that skinny old hen doin up on the barn.
Foghorn Leghorn
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Kids called me 'Skeletor' as a kid because I was so skinny.
Cameron Diaz
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My jeans are in between skinny and boot cut. I don't even know who I am today.
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I'd be a giraffe. I'm long and skinny just like one of those gentle giants.
John O Callaghan
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When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
Unknown
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I was always super thin too skinny, actually. I felt like someone could break me in half.
Ashley Tisdale
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Skinny will never be the definition of beautiful.
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It honestly pisses me off how most non-athletic girls are skinny as hell and don't do anything.
Unknown
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I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.
Don Johnson
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I love curves. Being super skinny just isnt attractive to me.
Kim Kardashian
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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Since when did skinny define the word beautiful?...I think being healthy is the most important thing in life.
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I almost exclusively wear skinny jeans. I'm terrified of any other cut of denim.
Lauren Conrad
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I hate school uniform. Right now I'd rather be in a pair of skinny jeans and an oversized hoody.
Unknown
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Mom, if I can't get my skinny jeans off than neither can the rapist.
Unknown
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You dont have to be skinny to be pretty.
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I made a lot of friends over the years and I would always look at what they were eating. All of them were skinny. I would think that I would like to eat like that.
Suzanne Somers
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