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Slept Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Slept Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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First of all, I would like to clear the air on one thing. Alison has slept with more men than Amanda; Sydney has slept with more men than Amanda; I think Matt has slept with more men than Amanda.
Heather Locklear
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Not the spook who slept by the door, but lu who slept on the floor, who you stepped over all these years wakin up and comin back for yours.
Lupe Fiasco
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I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me.
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I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.
Tommy Cooper
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Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
George Clooney
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I blame my mother for my poor s.. life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
Joan Rivers
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better . . . while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen
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I asked my heart why can't I sleep at night? Heart replied :because you slept in afternoon. Don't act like you are in love all the time.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Since I last slept, kept takin' sleepers
Faithless
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I never slept outside of my home.
Paz Vega
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Former Posturepedic I was slept on. So many chains on it look like my neck gone.
2 Chainz
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Once I had this dream where I slept with her mom.
Bare Naked Ladies
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Oh come on everyone , I slept on the couch
Becky Fuller
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I can't write about my greatest mistakes because I've slept with most of them.
Arabella Weir
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America slept because most Americans preferred it that way.
Ferdinand Mount
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Nobody believes it, but I slept on a futon till I was 13.
Balthazar Getty
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I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with.
David Gest
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You've known that my rep's renowned. Your friends will tell you stay away because I've slept around.
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