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You took my daughter's virginity! Sorry sir, it won't happen again...

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You call them swear words, I call them sentence enchanters.

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If you need space, work at NASA.

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Teacher: WHY AM I HEARING TALKING!? Because you have ears, duh!

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If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

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Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first.

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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: I'm GETTING PAPER

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.

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It's perfectly legal to be a smart ass at times but some people just take advantage of it...

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Wednesday, June 19

Smart Alec is a self-assertive person with pretensions to smartness or cleverness. Smart Alec is informally used to refer to a person who is considered as a know-all or too wise or a clever clog. In the other sense it is used to describe a person’s erratic behaviour when he/she is arrogant, overconfident, brash, conceited or swollen –headed. According to Jack Handy, “If I lived back in the wild days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, That's right, it's a soldering iron the soldering iron of justice." Smart Alec can refer to: Smart Alec (1921 film), a 1921 film starring Harry Sweet, Smart Alec (1951 film), a 1951 pornographic film starring Candy Barr, Smart Alec(1986),a film by Jim Wilson.