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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!

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Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.

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I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.

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I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.

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Allie was surprised how quickly she fell in love with Lon Hammond. He was handsome, smart, funny, sophisticated, and charming. He also came from old Southern money and was fabulously wealthy. -Duke (reading)

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I've deceived some people into thinking I am someone that I truly am not. I'm not rich and glamourous, I'm not a top model, I'm naturally a sandy blonde, and my boobs are not mine. But the real me.. Is loving, smart, funny, and simple..and I absolutely love who I am. From now on I'm making a promise to myself and everyone else in my life that I won't pretend to be someone I am not and I'm no longer going to live part of my life in the superficial sad world I have allowed myself to be a part of.

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I really feel so lucky, and I think that people do see that on screen, that we really do get along as friends when the camera isnt rolling. Also, I feel like weve developed such good energy and chemistry together as a cast when were in front of the camera, that it makes the work day so much easier. Its just a bunch of really nice, smart, funny people who sit around all day trying to make each other laugh. Its a great job.

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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.	630 up, 193 down

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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?	154 up, 41 down

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If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

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