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Smart Funny Rude Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Smart Funny Rude" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Normally, they want me to be rude to them. People come up to me and sing, and I say 'That was great. Thank you.' And they're like 'Well, aren't you going to be rude to me?' No! When I miss auditions, contestants get upset that I'm not there, because they expect me to be cruel to them...it's some sort of badge of honor. That's how crazy everything is.
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Not trying to be rude, but your d..k gets less action then a white crayon.
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When people are rude to waiters, thats my biggest turnoff. Theyre trying to be all cool and cocky, then theyre rude it makes me furious!
Heidi Montag
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This is mad stuntman pon your case. Wicked everytime right? So all rude boys and rude girls feel the rhythm and feel the vibe here me now.
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If you can manipulate news, a judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail, a smart accountant can keep a thief from paying taxes, a smart reporter could ruin your reputation- unfairly.
Mario Cuomo
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade
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A rude nature is worse than a brute nature by so much more as man is better than a beast: and those that are of civil natures and genteel dispositions are as much nearer to celestial creatures as those that are rude and cruel are to devils.
Margaret Cavendish
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A smart person will give you smart answers, but a wise person will ask you smart questions.
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I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.
Jules Asner
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
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Infatuation is when you think he's as s..y as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as s..y as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
Judith Viorst
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Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
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New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.
Emo Philips
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If ignorance is bliss, then I must be the happiest thingamajig in the whatchamacallit!
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.
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In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
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Silence is golden...duck tape is silver.
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To err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
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Yo in school I was a rude boy. Now I move around wit respect of rude bwoys. Murderers and crude boys; So be cool boy. Matter a fact, click clak, don't move boy!
Jae Millz
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