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Smart People Are Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Smart People Are Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?
Tanya Bianco
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Zariahh Renee
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
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Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
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Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
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It's perfectly legal to be a smart a.. at times but some people just take advantage of it...
Meryannn Ulrick
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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
Tina Fey
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Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
Andy Rooney
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Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.
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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
Mitch Hedberg
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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.
John Krasinski
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Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
Tucker Carlson
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They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls.
Laura Bush
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
Ash Sweeney
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