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If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass!
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If you need space, work at NASA.
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Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first.
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Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
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If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.
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Were you dropped on your headwhen you were younger? Yeah, in a pool of s..y.
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Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?
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Tact is for people who aren't smart or witty enough to be sarcastic.
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You took my daughter's virginity! Sorry sir, it won't happen again...
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I dont hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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I tend to like very bi...y women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bi...y women.
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Time to start being all smart and stuff again...such a hassle, I'd rather be silly and sarcastic ALL the time
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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If you can manipulate news, a judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail, a smart accountant can keep a thief from paying taxes, a smart reporter could ruin your reputation- unfairly.
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I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.
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A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
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Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else's status.
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A smart person will give you smart answers, but a wise person will ask you smart questions.
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If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question!
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