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Smoking Crack Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I know you think you hot, but you really not boy you must be smoking crack, I'm just smoking pot.
Gucci Mane
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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I'm a crack-pipe smoking black gorilla with about as much poetic ability as a pre-teen.
Mobb Deep
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.
Tina Fey
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I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold.
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Every citizen who stops smoking, or loses a few pounds, or starts managing his chronic disease with real diligence, is caulking a crack for the benefit of us all.
Mitch Daniels
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ni...s wanna crack jokes just to get close to me. Hope you know that I'm strapped like I supposed to be.
Rick Ross
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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Track gotta be parapherna.l Tryna hold crack for me. Enough pressure on the game make it crack for me. I love the rock but I gotta take a crack for me.
Stack Bundles
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Mama was smoking so that crack shit wasn't for me. Coke ain't what it's cracked up to be. Rap ain't what's it's cracked up to be.
Stack Bundles
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Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son, and one time for the Holy Ghost. Lift your hands and receive it!!! Your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack!!
Madea
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.
Mark Twain
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Get me well so I can get on television and tell people to stop smoking.
Nat King Cole
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Well, I quit smoking three weeks ago and I had a hard day today not smoking.
Eric Roberts
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I'm rolling, I'm smoking, they burning for hours and if it's fine, I'm smoking the whole thing entire.
Wiz Khalifa
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I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day.
Seann William Scott
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Mark Twain
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People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!
Wendy Liebman
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
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