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So you're the head brother in charge now, huh? And did I just hear you say by the snap of your fingers you make things happen? Well I tell you what. Why don't you snap your fingers right now and let's see what happens.
The Undertaker
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And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
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That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my life out there and make it entertaining. By putting it out there, it helps me to deal with it, you know, so I don't snap and so I don't go off the handle when I get home.
Gabriel Iglesias
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Friends are like underwear .... Some crawl up your ass... Some snap under pressure... Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted... Some are your favorite... Some are cheap and just plain nasty... And some actually do cover your a.. when u need them too.
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It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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These days I can really get the strings to snap if I want.
Steve Hackett
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Snap ya fingers! Do ya step!
Lil Jon
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If you have a very good concept of your character, you can snap into it.
Sean Bean
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Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity.
Eminem
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Really wanna just snap on you but I'm having a good day , so I'm not gonna bother.
Unknown
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If I send you ugly snap chats you are in my circle of trust.
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To snap my fingers and let it go away. Even if it takes the 3,000th hit with it, just let it all go away.
Rafael Palmeiro
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Snap into a Slim Jim!
Macho Man Randy Savage
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As a Capricorn,You are not one to make snap judgments. You need time to think and reflect.
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Good roles are hard to come by, and whether they're a few lines or a lead, you snap 'em up when they come along.
Charlie Hunnam
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Does anyone else zone out while driving then like snap back to reality and wonder how you got to your destination safely...
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I really think that it's better to retire, in Uncle Earl's terms, when you still have some snap left in your garters.
Russell B Long
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I couldn't believe verse was supposed to be hard. It was a snap for me. I loved Shakespeare.
Ted Lange
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Lets you and I not push poor Mike any further this week. We dont want him to snap.
Edward Cullen
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