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Snoring Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Snoring" sorted by relevance. 9 matching entries found.
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My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.
Rex Hunt
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Privacy is something I have come to respect. I think when I was younger I wanted to tell everybody everything, because I thought I was so damn interesting. Then I heard the snoring.
David Duchovny
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I may or may not have almost body slammed one of my band mates for snoring all night. Not mentioning any names though...sooo tired.
Frankie Muniz
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Nodded off? Ross, you were snoring! My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks!
Rachel Green
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She laid there, mouth wide open, wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick. I was sick with the filthies and she smiled in her sleep.
Funkadelic
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1990's Polo Ralph Lauren on him. Gone a few years the whole world snoring on him. Girls all up on him I spread em, hit them and dead them. She says, third leg from a legend is sheer heaven.
Nas
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My specialties are corpses, unconscious people and people snoring in spectacular epics.
Gig Young
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I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing Maria from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.
Adam Sandler
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I'm hoppin out Ferraris, my house is three stories. I'm still independent cause Jive couldn't afford me. The meetings were boring, for real I was snoring. The VP was fine, yeah she made me kinda horny.
Lil Flip
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