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Sometimes Lifes Just A Fart Zone Quotes & Sayings
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Note to self: Dont sweat the small stuff. Lifes too short. Lifes too good.
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"I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there's a blasting zone, what am I supposed to do, 'Hey-- ah, you might wanna buckle up, blasting zone coming up. Yeah. Just saw the sign. Put the helmets on back there! Yeah I think we're-- (Pow!)-- Oh! We're getting close! (Pow!)-- Oh! This is gonna be a bad blasting zone! Remember that last one--we lost Billy?"
Brian Regan
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"I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there's a blasting zone, what am I supposed to do, 'Hey-- ah, you might wanna buckle up, blasting zone coming up. Yeah. Just saw the sign. Put the helmets on back there! Yeah I think we're-- (Pow!)-- Oh! We're getting close! (Pow!)-- Oh! This is gonna be a bad blasting zone! Remember that last one--we lost Billy?"
Brian Regan
12 Likes
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Hopeful thinking can get you out of your fear zone and into your appreciation zone.
Martha Beck
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Nintendo and we in the end zone. I dont give a fu.. ho, like we in the friend zone.
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To increase the zone of peace is to build the inner core of a stable international zone.
Zbigniew Brzezinski
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I've been fortunate in that I've been forced to move from zone to zone.
Joseph Jarman
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When lifes hard, pray. When lifes great, pray.
Unknown
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If a guy loves you he doesn't want to be in the friend zone. Men HATE the friend zone unless they dont love you.
Unknown
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The first war zone was declared by Great Britain. She gave us and the world notice of it on the 4th day of November, 1914. The zone became effective Nov. 5, 1914.
George William Norris
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Lifes a party...so you might as well be the life of lifes party.
Unknown
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Imma show you how I be livin', from a long time ago, a young ni..., he was timid, now I'm in the zone, seein' things so vivid, Hide my soul?, nah homie, not even, Imma zone out till I lose feeling.
Kid Cudi
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
Blink 182
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