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Suggest Revision: Taking final exams? Good luck. I believe in you. But I also believe that snakes are sperm on the egg that is Earth, so my beliefs are iffy.
 
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Suggest Revision: I wish I could go back to being a sperm cell, those were the days.
 
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Suggest Revision: Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this day we dont know which one is my real dad which I think is pretty amazing.
 
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Suggest Revision: I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
 
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Suggest Revision: Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
 
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Suggest Revision: Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?'
 
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Suggest Revision: Whenever you're feeling down, remember; you're the sperm that won.
 
I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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Suggest Revision: I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
 
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!
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Suggest Revision: Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!
 
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