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Sports Day Funny Quotes & Sayings
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All pro sports, as well as the NCAA, should thank God every day we have sports betting here... We have the only agency in the world that regulates the honesty of games.
Meyer Lansky
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Everyone just needs ONE day. One day to let go. A day to not worry. One day to be creative. A day to be sad, and a day to be happy. Everyone just needs one day to put that smile on their face and let their dreams come true. Its funny how one day can do so much.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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They wanted me to play more sports because they were acutely sensitive to their children being one hundred percent American, and they believed that all Americans played sports and loved sports.
Martin Lewis Perl
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One of my first jobs was at the Boston Globe. I worked in the sports department six months a year. When I was ready to graduate, the sports editor gave me a job as a schoolboy sports writer.
Will McDonough
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Our true heroes don't act, sing, or play sports. They protect America's freedom. Happy Veterans Day to our military. Past, present, future.
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Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.
Yeardley Smith
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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
Ritu Ghatourey
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As a kid I was fascinated with sports, and I loved sports more than anything else. The first books I read were about sports, like books about Baseball Joe, as one baseball hero was called.
Robert Jay Lifton
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You dont like to see hookers going down on players like that.
Murry Mexted
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You can sum up this sport boxing in two words: You never know.
Lou Duva
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Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.
Yogi Berra
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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Hes a guy who gets up at six oclock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
Lou Deva
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
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The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.
Bob Varsha
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He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.
Torrin Polk
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
Greg Giraldo
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Volleyball is just a more intense version of 'Don't let the balloon touch the floor.'
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Were going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
Jason Kidd
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