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Spray Tan Joke Quotes & Sayings
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'Wow that orange spray tan really suits you!' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.
Lisa Snowdon
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I work out like a maniac and I spray tan a lot. Genetics were kind, but I work very hard.
Anna Paquin
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Que pena me das al verte, tan triste y tan solo, despues de volar tan alto, que duro es caer...
Jenni Rivera
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Hoy que tu vives tan triste y yo tan feliz...
Jenni Rivera
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Some girls have yet to realize that being tan is attractive, but being too tan is just disgusting.
Unknown
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I mainly tan for its relaxing benefit. Being tan is just a side effect.
Unknown
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There was this thing written that I had gone into a candle store, and my hair went up in flames because of all the hair spray. First of all, I never have hair spray in my hair, and I've never even heard of this store, and my hair has never been burned.
Nicolette Sheridan
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esta tan linda, esta tan rica, tiene tremendo CULO!
Pitbull
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Mirame, no soy la misma de antes, esta sonrisa es por alguien que quiero a morir... Mirame, es un placer saludarte, hoy que tu vives tan triste y yo tan feliz...
Jenni Rivera
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People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more s..y when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself.
Nicole Polizzi
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.
James Gandolfini
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
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