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Life is complicated, stupid, confusing and annoying. Why couldn't I have been a squirrel?

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Groundhog Day: 'This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.'

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You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth

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I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day.

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Yesterday, I was trying to do something productive with my day. I started off doing homework, which evolved into a stickman war in my English book. I tried to go for a run, but got destracted by a squirrel. I tried to help clean the house but ended up fascinated by the mouldy orange juice cartons which lay under my bed. I then tried to revise for a test, which soon elapsed into me writing comebacks at the teachers work comments in my exercise book. I then took a nap. This, however, was successful.

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I miss you like a squirrel misses his nuts.

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You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.

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Lil wayne and that squirrel climbin on yo tree outside look like twins.

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Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you like a squirrel monkey.

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The idea is that there is a kind of memory in nature. Each kind of thing has a collective memory. So, take a squirrel living in New York now. That squirrel is being influenced by all past squirrels.

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