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Stalker Status Quotes, Quotations & Sayings 2019

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oketa_ojok

Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...

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blackhart

Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!

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ted

For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.

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rain.gurung58

Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!

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Cookie~

I can change my status but can't change the way I feel about you.

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You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.	9223 up, 3289 down

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I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to "it's complicated".	4457 up, 2808 down

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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.	3567 up, 2487 down

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Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house. -Sent from my iPhone	3034 up, 2191 down

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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK The place where people add you as a FRIEND but walk past you in the street. Where RELATIONSHIPS are perfect. LIARS believe they are telling the truth. Your ENEMIES visit your profile the most. Yet your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you. And even though you write what you are really thinking, Someone always takes it the wrong way... people think your status is for them when it's not!	2540 up, 1766 down

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