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Stan Laural Funerals Quotes & Sayings
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Stan: Uh, excuse me, are you Francine's boss? Man: Yes. Stan: (Into wrist communicator) Go! Go! Go! You're all under arrest. Man: For what? Stan: Possession of cocaine donuts. Man: Those are powdered sugar. Stan: Put it in a rap song, jailbird. This office is permanently closed. Man: What are you saying? Stan: I'm saying you're fired. Donald Trump: (Clearing throat) Stan: Oh, for God's sake. Somebody pay Mr. Trump.
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh, God, he's gay. This is it. This is the gay call. I've been ready for this for years. (Starts chugging down pills) Principal Lewis: Uhh, no. It's just that he's gone mad with power. He evacuated the entire school and barricaded himself in my office. Stan: I see. (Foam starts coming out of his mouth) Henry, antidote!
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Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals.
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The pomp of funerals has more regard to the vanity of the living than the honor of the dead
François De La Rochefoucauld
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Funerals are all abstract ceremony.
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Funerals are pretty compared to death
Tennessee Williams
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Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.
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If you don't go to other men funerals they won't go to yours
Clarence Day
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If you don't go to other men funerals they won't go to yours
Clarence Day
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True friends appear less mov'd than counterfeit; As men that grieve at funerals are not so loud as those that cry for hire
Horace
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True friends appear less mov'd than counterfeit; As men that grieve at funerals are not so loud as those that cry for hire
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days
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You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
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You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
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Stan: Francine, I want you to stop this nonsense. Francine: "Nonsense"? This job is my career. Stan: No, my job is a career. This is just some silly housewife's hobby. Francine: Oh, yeah? Well, this silly housewife loves her "hobby." She's good at it. In fact, she kicks ass! So, her big career-man husband is just going to have to deal with it. Stan: I could have assassinated you! Francine: What? Stan: Nothing.
American Dad
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Stan: Here's your allowance, champ! Steve: Wow... a whole five bucks. Stan: Yeah, I'm gonna need change.
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