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Status About My Two Month Daughter Quotes & Sayings
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I told my daughter that she can't have boyfriend till her age is off the clock. *puts military clock on wall*
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My Daughter has made the darkness in my heart light up brighter than I ever thought possible. My Daughter gives me a reason to live and try each and every day. I cannot thank our Lord enough for blessing me with her. And as blessings come, so do disappointments. There are trials and rewards throughout everyone's life. My Daughter had helped me through the most difficult times of my life. I can only PRAY she will allow me to be there for hers.
Georgene Maciolek
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Just let me know if there's anything I can do this month to further the cause of healthy breasts.
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How do you build a relationship when you've hardly shared a word but suddenly share a child? How do you love a daughter you don't see for nearly two years? When does she become your daughter? How does she become your daughter?
Boris Becker
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That awkward two hours when your daughter is at the same bar as you.
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It's amazing how everyone becomes a political genius one month every 4 years.
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A son is a son till he gets a wife; a daughter is a daughter for the rest of her life.
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If there anything more beautiful in this world than a lily in bloom or drops of rain falling on your face, it is the birth of a daughter. On your Birthday dear daughter, we're experiencing that beauty all over again. Happy Birthday to you!
Unknown
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Whenever I get a new calender, I flip straight to my birthday month to see which picture I got.
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Black History Month must be more than just a month of remembrance; it should be a tribute to our history and reminder of the work that lies in the months and years ahead.
Marty Meehan
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When a mother quarrels with a daughter, she has a double dose of unhappiness hers from the conflict, and empathy with her daughter's from the conflict with her. Throughout her life a mother retains this special need to maintain a good relationship with her daughter.
Terri Apter
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Instead of getting periods once a month, can girls just get a text from mother nature saying 'You're not pregnant have a nice day!'
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Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month.'
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Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son, and one time for the Holy Ghost. Lift your hands and receive it!!! Your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack!!
Madea
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Build yourself to be a woman that when your daughter sees you, she would know you as a woman who work for her goals. Set an example.
Anne Nwakama
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The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, "Daddy, I need to ask you something," he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.
Garrison Keillor
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Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
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I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up.
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January, month of empty pockets! let us endure this evil month, anxious as a theatrical producer's forehead.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
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