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Status After Buying A New Bike Quotes & Sayings
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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As a kid I had a dream, I wanted to own my own bicycle. When I got the bike I must have been the happiest boy in Liverpool, maybe the world. I lived for that bike. Most kids left their bike in the backyard at night. Not me. I insisted on taking mine indoors and the first night I even kept it in my bed.
John Lennon
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Congratulations on buying a car that will go 0-60 in 5 seconds whether you want it to or not.
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Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
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Today I fell off my bike while working out. It was a stationary bike.
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I took my kid to the circus. 'How do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' 'It's easy, honey, they nail his feet to the pedals, and they beat the crap out of him. He's not riding; he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.'
Robert Schimmel
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' I said: It's easy, they nail his feet to the pedals and they beat the shit out of him. He's not riding, he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.
Robert Schimmel
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I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life.
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
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Buying an iPhone is like a gateway drug to buying more of apples products...you just cant get enough...
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In spite of all this noise, customers are still definitely buying in North America, and they're really, really buying internationally.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, 'Try not to act like a criminal, try not to act like a criminal.'
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A 30-year mortgage at Michaels age essentially means that hes buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldnt hear the other dead people.
Dwight Schrute
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Whether I'm doing music or I'm walking down the street or I'm in a record store buying a record or I walk into a comic store and I'm buying comics or having a drink with my friends, it's the same me.
Glenn Danzig
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To get anybody to buy from you requires three things: rapport, logic and emotion. Rapport means that the buyer trusts you. Logic means that buying makes sense. Emotion means that buying feels good. Use all three tools.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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