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Status Face Lep Quotes & Sayings
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.
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Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
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No sir man, I don't like that crap. I'm a rocker, dude, through and through. Here's my favorite bands. AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep...
Joe Dirt
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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Say it to my face, not through your status!
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Face down, a.. up, that's the way we............ tie our sho..!
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If you tickle my feet I am not responsible for what happens to your face.
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I think the s..iest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status.
Sophia Bush
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Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs.
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I hate it when I'm taking a drink and all the ice attacks my face.
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Face your problems don't Facebook your problems.
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The face you have at age 25 is the face God gave you, but the face you have after 50 is the face you earned.
Cindy Crawford
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A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
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Hey I just met you, & this is crazy. But I'm on bath salts. You're face looks tasty!
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Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make sure they're enjoying it...
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I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the same side of the towel I dried my butt off with.
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When someone wears that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good.
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Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
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