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I remember going to gym class one day and there was all kinds of profanity written all over my gym locker...Just mine. And it just said the most horrendous, awful things, ranging from s..ual orientation to race to religion to social status. And it sticks with you and it hurts. And I went home and I cried. I didn't want to go to school.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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I truly believe that we have so many different characters. My father, when he is in the boxing gym, is 'Floyd Joy.' My uncle is 'The Black Mamba.' We have children that are characters. And of course, myself, I am leading the pack. So many different personalities and so many people inside the gym and outside the gym. We have fun, but we know when to turn it on and when to turn it off.
Floyd Mayweather
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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
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I've started hitting the gym over the past few weeks like never before. It's because I love my new gym, and exercising gets my endorphins going and really lifts my mood.
Kelly Osbourne
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I'm not a huge gym person, so I try to stay away from the gym. But I love to run on the beach or go for a walk. It's better than riding a stationary bike.
Maria Sharapova
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
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I was always a leader by example, being the first in the gym and the last in the gym
John Wall
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I always did, I always showed up to gym class without my gym clothes. Sometimes they make you write out of this book - you'd have to copy, like, paragraphs or pages out of this stupid health book or whatever. Or other times they'd make you come after class, or other times they'd make you go to summer school, which I had to do once too.
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I made a gym, it's the best gym in Nicaragua, I have kids that this year July 6th through the 11th will be fighting and then will go on to the Central American Games and I'm sure at least one will win a gold medal.
Alexis Arguello
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I can't be bothered to go to the gym, though. I honestly just can't be bothered, it's the most boring thing on Earth. I have tried and every six months I go 'right, I'm going to the gym'. Then I do it for two weeks and get so bored by it.
Carol Vorderman
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I mean, everyone walks into the gym on day one skinny or fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger walked into the gym skinny at 15 or 16, and I was that way, too.
Joe Manganiello
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I actually have never been to a gym. I haven't had time. I have been working for the last 25 years. I just don't have time to put on a little outfit and go to the gym and work out and clean up and come home.
Suzanne Somers
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.
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I don't like going to the gym, getting on a treadmill, and putting on my Discman. That's not my idea of a good time. I like hiking or going outside for a half hour. I like being healthy. But I don't like the gym.
Vince Vaughn
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A lot of late nights in the gym, a lot of early mornings, especially when your friends are going out, you're going to the gym, those are the sacrifices that you have to make if you want to be an NBA basketball player.
Jason Kidd
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I grew up in a big Irish, Catholic family. My dad was a pretty rough guy. So one of my brothers left home when he was 15 and found his way to the gym. It gave me the opportunity to go and spend some time with him and work out in the gym.
Gerry Cooney
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I've found the best gym, Doug's Gym on Commerce. I think the guy who owns it has forgotten more about fitness than most people will ever learn. And it seems like he's had the same equipment since the Korean War. The first day I went there, I asked him if he had any cardio machines, and he threw me a jump rope.
Sarah Wayne Callies
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