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Steven Wright F Quotes & Sayings
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So, do you live around here often?
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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What's another word for Thesaurus?
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
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The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
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At one point he decided enough was enough.
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
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If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
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I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
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I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
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Hermits have no peer pressure.
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I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
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What a nice night for an evening.
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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
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I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
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