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Obama's Plan = 'Bitches get stitches.' Romney's Plan = 'Bitches get stitches assuming that bitch can afford healthcare.'

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Wake up wake up, I'm going at ya face makeup. These niggas need stitches cause they takin pay cuts.

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Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I've also had six stitches in my head.

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Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because everybody has done it and they all deny it. They stand there, like the Bride of Frankenstein, they've all got stitches, and they all say, 'I've done nothing.' I talk about it.

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Brand new girl and she still growing. Brand new titties, stitches still showing. Yeah...and she just praying that it heals good. I'm bout to fuck and I'm just praying that it feels good.

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Bitches are like stitches, you take them out and they open up.

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I was the type on the opposite side. Of smokin the pipe, in a beef I got hype. Cos rags to riches switches men to witches. Become stitches, body bags in ditches.

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I keep that ziploc bustin at the stitches. Culinary chemist, I serve the malicious, to break the fiends fixes. One give you the sniffles, the other, leave you with the itches.

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Ain't no tellin' when somebody tryin' to get me for my riches, I used to leave em in stitches, Now I leave they ass in ditches, I don't love bitches, I don't love niggas, I don't love nothin, It's gon' take my momma comin' back from the grave for me to love somethin'.

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You can call me Mr. Porter, Black boy, white boy stitches, Eagle on my chest and my Levi britches, I think I'm addicted, Bitches blowing kisses, Bitches hit me gin and chrissy Travis porter chicken, Never wait in line, you're my black boy, white boy ticket, See me in the club throwing black boy, white boy riches.

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