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Stolen Wallet Quotes & Sayings
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It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky...
Mitch Hedberg
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The last two elections were stolen. They were stolen and so we will not rest until we reclaim our democracy and this is what today is all about.
Barbara Lee
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I asked a man in prison once how he happened to be there and he said he had stolen a pair of sho... I told him if he had stolen a railroad he would be a United States Senator.
Mary Harris Jones
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A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!
Jay Leno
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In the last camp they all ate grass, until the authorities forbade them to pull it up. They were accustomed to having the fruits of their little communal gardens stolen by the guards, after they had done all the work; but at the last camp everything was stolen.
Martha Gellhorn
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Because we have so much eye candy and mind candy, spending so much time trying to pay the rent, all of this conspires to keep us from thinking too hard or taking action from that. Our time is stolen. So much of our daily life is stolen.
Lydia Lunch
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A buffet.... oh if only I'd brought my wallet with me.
Zoidberg
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The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
Frank Dane
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I don't want to be a thief of my own wallet.
Johan Cruijff
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He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.
Benjamin Franklin
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I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice to have someone care about me, for who I am, not about my wallet.
Richard Pryor
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Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had.
Michael Crichton
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A father is a guy who has photos in his wallet where his money used to be.
Unknown
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I can explain that shot. Arnold moved his wallet to the other pocket.
Ben Crenshaw
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Rodney Dangerfield
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It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.
Russell Baker
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The bigger and heav�er the wallet is, the handsomer is the man who owns it.
Unknown
16 Likes
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It takes two seconds...No more fishing in your wallet or purse for credit cards.
Ryan Ross
3 Likes
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
Unknown
130 Likes
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Oh age is just a number? I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with a $5. Don't worry they're just numbers.
Unknown
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