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Suggest Revision: Deadbeat fathers are bad but a deadbeat mother should be cast & stoned.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment.
 
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Suggest Revision: I look at it like, I'm just a character actor. If I get cast as the stoned sidekick, fine. But I just want to act.
 
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Suggest Revision: Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.
 
 Robert Fulton quotes 
Suggest Revision: Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
 
 John Hagee quotes 
Suggest Revision: Paul never developed a negative attitude. He picked his bloody body up out of the dirt and went back into the city where he had almost been stoned to death, and he said, 'Hey, about that sermon I didn't finish preaching...here it is!'
 
 Bill O Reilly quotes 
Suggest Revision: You know what's really frightening? You actually have an influence on this presidential election. That is scary, but it's true. You've got stoned slackers watching your dopey show every night and they can vote.
 
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Suggest Revision: Can't find the remote control: that's how you know I'm stoned. All you do is call me, I got all the weed, the papers, bongs.
 
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Suggest Revision: Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
 
 Laura Nyro quotes 
Suggest Revision: Surry down to a stoned soul picnic. Surry down to a stoned soul picnic. There'll be lots of time and wine. Red yellow honey. Sassafras and moonshine.
 
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