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Super Funny Fat People Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Super Funny Fat People" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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I heard that people were really interested in the new haircut, which I think is so funny. Great haircut, I really like it. It goes great with the time period. And I was super, super, super-happy to have my bangs swept to the side rather than straight in front of me, which I dealt with for three seasons. I'm very, very much done with that.
Elisabeth Moss
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Can somebody please tell these super thick girls they one starburst away from being Fat!
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Only in America are "poor" people fat.
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Can fat people go skinny dipping?
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Life is like a box of chocolate's, it doesn't last long for fat people.
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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Ran into a super woman, turned her to a super b*tch, hit her with that super d***, she be cu.ming super quick
Lil Wayne
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I've never been one of those people who's been obsessed with working out or being super-skinny. The body I have isn't going to change, so I just try to stay as healthy as I can... The older I get, the more comfortable I am with it. I still have 'fat days' when I have to wear baggy T-shirts with sweat pants, though!
Hayden Panettiere
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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Being fat isn't so bad.. fat people are harder to kidnap!!
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
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I'm not fat. I'm just so s..y that it overflows.
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I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.
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My 6-pack is very important to me, that's why I cover it with a layer of fat.
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Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
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Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.
Neal Barnard
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