TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Tagalog Version Funny Diet Funny Diet Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Tagalog Version Funny Diet Funny Diet" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny Facebook Status
Wonder
Funny
Sales
Funny Friendship
Dieting
Dieting
Food
Funny
Fat
Dumb
Celebrity
Food
Humor
Breakup
Miss You
Life
Drinking
Feelings
Show more
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Idgaf
Annoying People
Fuck Off
I Dont Give A Fuck
Silly
Witty
Love
Computer
Day
Optimism
Adultery
Hollywood
Sports
Bitchy
Famous
Health And Wellness
Healthy Living
Funny New Year
Funny New Years Resolution
Funny Workout
Fitness Jokes
Clothes
Funny Lazy
Health And Wellness
Fitness
QUOTES
I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
Charlie Sheen
2230 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Wonder quotes
Funny quotes
Sales quotes
Sponsored Links
Each of us should take personal responsibility for our diet, and our children's diet, and the government's role should be to make certain it provides the best information possible to help people stay healthy.
James Talent
1 Likes
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Unknown
16 Likes
Funny Friendship quotes
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck
35 Likes
Funny quotes
Dieting quotes
It's funny, when you change your diet, everyone is suddenly a nutritional expert.
Jamie Bell
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
Unknown
48 Likes
Funny quotes
Dieting quotes
Food quotes
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
Unknown
16 Likes
Funny quotes
Fat quotes
Dear Diet, The word die is in your name. Sincerely, And you wonder why no one likes you...
Unknown
9 Likes
Funny quotes
Dieting quotes
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz
30 Likes
Funny quotes
Dumb quotes
Celebrity quotes
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
Joe E Lewis
9 Likes
Funny quotes
Dieting quotes
Sponsored Links
Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You're tasteless, boring and I cant stand cheating on you. Let's break up.
Unknown
151 Likes
Dieting quotes
Food quotes
Funny quotes
Humor quotes
Breakup quotes
I miss you like a fat kid on a diet misses cake.
Unknown
46 Likes
Funny quotes
Miss You quotes
Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.
Unknown
58 Likes
Funny quotes
Life quotes
Dieting quotes
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook
Julia Child
172 Likes
Food quotes
Funny quotes
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Ed Bluestone
27 Likes
Funny quotes
Dieting quotes
Sponsored Links
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook
Julia Child
12 Likes
Food quotes
Funny quotes
I think, at 19, I was very grown-up in certain ways and extremely not so in others. If I had come on to a movie set at that age and someone had said, 'You're a bit funny-looking, can you go on a diet?' I might have jumped off a building. I just didn't have the confidence to put that into perspective at the time.
Kate Beckinsale
3 Likes
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
Joe E Lewis
111 Likes
Drinking quotes
Funny quotes
Dieting quotes
You don't want to make a steady diet of just lettuce. You don't want to make a steady diet of fried chicken.
Paula Deen
1 Likes
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
565 Likes
Funny quotes
Feelings quotes
Being Hurt quotes
Broken Promises quotes
Being Disappointed quotes
People Change quotes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 19
Beautiful
Being A Mom
Being Disrespected
Being Played
Blindness
Boldness
Computer
Consequences
Dream
Dreams
Drink
Drinking
Drugs
Dumb
Endurance
Forget
HEALTH
Loneliness
Mom
Mother Daughter
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™