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Take 2 Shots Of Vodka Quotes & Sayings
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They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and it moves all by itself.
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I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.
Robin Day
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A good man can make you feel s..y, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
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You don't have to hit perfect shots all the time here. The variety of shots you get to play, the shots you sometimes have to hit along the ground, it's just a lot of fun to me.
David Duval
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
Seth Meyers
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Shots shots shots shots shots shots
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He always wants people to come to his show, thats what I mean. He kind of, like, calls the shots there. I call the shots in my neighborhood.
Ludacris
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Big shots were once small shots who kept shooting!
Rev Run
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Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.
Christopher Morley
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The local wellness shots in Malibu are like meeting for tequila shots with friends. The best sickness remedy! Yuck! But they work.
Brooke Burke
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If I made a musical in the beginning of my career, it would have been crane shots and tracking shots and people coming out of cakes and whatever, but these techniques are something that I've left behind me.
Lars Von Trier
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I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.
Chelsea Handler
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When you play guard, you're not going to block a lot of shots. Inside, you're going to block shots.
Oscar Robertson
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If you miss 100% of the shots you don't take and 100% of the shots you do take, then you are at least consistent.
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Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
Ben Hogan
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Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
Ben Hogan
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We are all in it together. This is a war. We take a few shots and it will be over. We will give them a few shots and it will be over.
Richard M Nixon
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Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
Ben Hogan
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK, the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Ozzy Osbourne
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots
Ozzy Osbourne
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