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Tall Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I think it's so cool to be tall. Even when I'm not wearing heels people tell me I'm tall and I always take it as a complement. The good thing is I can always see everybody in the room.
Maria Sharapova
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I am actually 7 foot and and one-half inches tall. I say Seven two because it's easier. Unlike some tall skinny guys I am really ig weighing around 350 pounds.
Richard Kiel
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He was mostly leaping tall buildings in the beginning. There were cases where he would leap off a tall building or swoop down, and at that point he would look like he was flying, I suppose. It was just natural to draw him like that.
Joe Shuster
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Id like to know how tall these women are in the MissUSA competition. Is rhode island a shorty like me? Oh no wait, everyone is just giants. But seriously though Miss Georgia has to be like 6 feet tall.... Barefoot.... Slouching.
Sarah Hyland
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I used to want to be tall, and then I thought, 'If I were tall, then people would say I was pretty and not cute.' And then I realized that there are worse things than being called cute.
Kristin Chenoweth
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I never get the tall, blonde, glamorous roles because I'm not tall, blonde and glamorous. I'm more the wee, disturbing characters because of the way I look or sound.
Shirley Henderson
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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If a person wants to limit how much they consume, it's better if you pour into a tall, skinny glass. If as a host you want to limit what people drink, you better use tall, skinny glasses. You will be less likely to pour too much.
Brian Wansink
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
Eugene Ionesco
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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