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worst kind of rejection is getting rejected by a
momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, 'Hey,
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that your final answer? Here in New York garbage men, bus drivers,
cab drivers, bus drivers, whoever, you know, people just yell it out to me. So that was a lot of fun.
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do they give you for a side dish in England for breakfast? Home Fries? Hash Browns? Fresh fruit? Nay, nay. They give you beans. Oh, good. Let's start me off in the morning: empty stomach, cup of black coffee, and some beans. Now let's walk me around London for a little while, getting me all churned up. Put me in a
and see what happens. I blew the doors off the
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is like a
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Angeles sucks for going out, Everything here is a 'lounge'. Everyone just sits around at a table, drinking a cocktail, looking at each other. There are no dance clubs. Back in Florida, I'm gonna go into a club, get drunk, get sweaty, dance, have a good time, and get a
home. There's no place here that does dancing like that. I miss it, man I miss it!
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follow your dreams...unless your a narcoleptic
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tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a
. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
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men were drunk,they stopped a
driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The
driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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