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Tequila Drinkers Happy Hour Quotes & Sayings
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Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!
Tom Robbins
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Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!
Tom Robbins
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Its only good if you don't remember it, one tequila two tequila three tequila floor.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
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Every hour spent near the water...is a happy hour.
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I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.
Sammy Hagar
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Drinking a margarita filled up with patron-tequila mmmm Happy Cinco de pysho everybody.
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
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I'm hoping that Thursday happy hour, doesn't become Friday sad morning hangover. Happy Friday.
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Happy Friday! Focus where you want to go today and then set everything to go there. The 1st hour of the entire day counts!
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Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life.
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No poems can please for long or live that are written by water drinkers.
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The last time I was pulled over was in 2005. I was going 55 in a 35 mile per hour zone - which I don't understand because you can barely even idle at 35 miles per hour. Anyway, I was ordered to go to traffic school. It was an 8-hour class and really painful.
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No verse can give pleasure for long, nor last, that is written by drinkers of water.
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China traditionally has been a tea-drinking country but we turned them into coffee drinkers.
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Four hours it takes to film for one hour of show, inside the actor's studio. There was a guy in the front row who slept from hour two to hour three and iI can't say I blamed him. I might have even dozed off in the middle of a couple of my answers. My navel was sunburnt from having me gaze at it so long.
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Blessed are the meth drinkers, pot sellers, illusion dwellers. Oh Lord, why have you forsaken me?
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It's amateur night for drinkers so I'm going home to quietly intoxicate myself into a decrepit stupor.
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You can fu.. my bi..., it's happy hour.
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You see a girl and you ask about her. bi...es smiling at you, it must be happy hour.
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