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Tequila Funnyfamily Member Breaks Your Heart Quotes & Sayings
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Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!
Tom Robbins
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Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!
Tom Robbins
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Its only good if you don't remember it, one tequila two tequila three tequila floor.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
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If a man is good in his heart, then he is an ethical member of any group in society. If he is bad in his heart, he is an unethical member. To me, the ethics of medical practice is as simple as that.
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Being with you breaks all the rules, but being without you breaks my heart.
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People say follow your heart...but which way do you go when your heart breaks into two?
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I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.
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They say the heart is the strongest muscle in the human body. Then can anyone tell me why it breaks so easily?
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Dear Humpty Dumpty, you are not the only one who falls and breaks into pieces. Sincerely, The Heart.
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A stout heart breaks bad luck
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If someone breaks your heart, find your friends; the good ones. They will help patch your heart back together and get you ready for returning to the subject of relationships.
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Your heart never breaks, it goes through a process of getting stronger.
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When someone breaks your heart or hurts you, you have to realize it's only because you gave them the power to do so.
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If someone hurts you, betrays you, or breaks your heart, forgive them for they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious to who you open you heart to.
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Your heart never breaks, it goes through a process of getting stronger. But it needed in order to grow.
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The worst thing about giving your heart away is giving it to someone who you really thought deserve it but in the end turn out to be the same one who breaks it.
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
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Since you went away, my heart breaks every day.
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If anyone ever breaks your heart, just remember they are only human and you can break their body.
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