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Thank You For Checking Out My Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...
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Facebook is like a refrigerator. I keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
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Cashiers are always checking me out.
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Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make sure they're enjoying it...
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
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A bill collector called me and I told them I had $17,208,857.23 in Mafia Wars but I'm having a problem transferring the funds to my checking.
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Because, fool, at this very moment wizards are pouring into the country from all over the world, and every meddler from the Ministry of Magic will be on duty, on the watch for signs of unusual activity, checking and double-checking identities. They will be obsessed with security, lest the Muggles notices anything. So we wait.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
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Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money aint got none.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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i hate checking my phone and seeing that you didnt text me first. I hate feeling clingy and annoying when I finally decide to text you first. I hate waiting around for your reply. I hate how I actually look forward to your reply. I hate pretending to not care by putting my phone on silent, but then caving in and checking 5 minutes later. I hate feeling like I need you more than you need me.
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I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.
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