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Thansgiving Holiday Funny Quotes & Sayings
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A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.
John B Priestly
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.
Henry Youngman
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A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
George Bernard Shaw
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When the boss is away, work becoms a holiday.
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Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
George Carlin
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To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.
Philip Andrew Adams
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I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.
Kylie Minogue
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Working hours are never long enough. Each day is a holiday, and ordinary holidays are grudged as enforced interruptions in an absorbing vocation.
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A holiday is when you celebrate something that's all finished up, that happened a long time ago and now there's nothing left to celebrate but the dead.
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If you think Independence Day is Americas defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.
Tony Snow
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There is no pme who became rich because he broke a holiday, no one became fat because he broke a fast.
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My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my long-term weight gain on the holiday season.
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Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so 6 minutes and 53 seconds into Karma, the Holiday Inn closed early tonight.
The Situation
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Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!
Amanda Bradley
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As the holiday season approaches, may your home be filled with lots of love, laughter and yummy smells!!
Jesse Joseph
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Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy.
Unknown
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Nothing says Holidays, like a cheeze log....
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I like to compare the holiday season with the way a child listens to a favorite story. The pleasure is in the familiar way the story begins, the anticipation of familiar turns it takes, the familiar moments of suspense, and the familiar climax and ending.
Fred Rogers
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Let's pretend we're having as much holiday fun as Christians...
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My standards are dropping as quickly as the temperature.
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