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That Moment Fart Quotes & Sayings
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Every single time we had to do a threatening thing to each other, for one thing, you always have your shirt off, and so in the tent scene I literally grabbed your breast. And its very difficult to remain in the moment. Also, in that tent scene, I cant really get over the fact that the world thought sounds like fart.
Robert Pattinson
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
Dwight Schrute
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Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
Blink 182
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
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If we consider every moment as learning something in life we may create a wonderful treasure of practical knowledge of how to live a vibrant life. Every moment we live gives experience of good or bad events according to what we do in the given moment. The only important moment is the present moment. Living in the present moment gives practical outlook of life. Only you have to recognize and strive to make full utilization of the opportunity in the given moment. Therefore live every moment to the fullest according to your merit and ability.
Dr Anil Kr Sinha
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B Johnson
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
Unknown
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And when he spank this I make that pu... fart. I'm such an actress, Melissa Joan Hart.
Nicki Minaj
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As happens sometimes, a moment settled and hovered and remained for much more than a moment. And sound stopped and movement stopped for much, much more than a moment. And then the moment was gone.
Lucas Scott
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
Chanel Dudley
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