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That Self Destruct Button Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "That Self Destruct Button" sorted by relevance. 122 matching entries found.
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In cartoons, why does the evil guy always put a self destruct button on the machine?
Unknown
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Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time. What's your rush now, everyone will have his day to die.
A Perfect Circle
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A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.
Robert Benchley
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I self destruct every relationship so that I don't get hurt... but in truth I just hurt myself worse in the long run..
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I self destruct every relationship so that I don't get hurt... but in truth I just hurt myself worse in the long run....
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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There's a button that goes On and I'm On. And when I go On, there is almost no me; there is just a character who is doing all this.
Gisele Bundchen
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You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
Mel Karmazin
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They were two halves that together formed a magical whole.
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Babe there's not a button that I cant reach.
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If one elevator button has a star on it, I'm pressing it.
BJ Novak
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You push the button, we do the rest.
George Eastman
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button
Michael Blackson
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Click-kitty clack that like button.
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Where's the button that makes time stand still...I need a break.
Unknown
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Never, never, never, never, never! Pray you, undo this button.
William Shakespeare
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You see that blue follow button? I'd tap that!
Unknown
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Not many get a chance to hit the career re-set button.
Jason Bateman
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Now there she go again riding through the stormy weather. You better button up if you wanna go get her.
Baby Bash
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