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That Shave And Wash Quotes & Sayings
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No shave November, don't shave December, jungle January, furry February, mustache march, ape April, matted may, just shave it June.
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There are apothecaries' shops, where prepared medicines, liquids, ointments, and plasters are sold; barbers' shops, where they wash and shave the head; and restaurateurs, that furnish food and drink at a certain price.
Hernando Cortes
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Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Mitch Hedberg
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Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Mitch Hedberg
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Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Mitch Hedberg
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Hand wash only = 'Machine wash, gentle cycle.'
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'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever.
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Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.
Persis Khambatta
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I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are rules to live by, shave last minute, haircut the day-of, maybe some tanning and the gym. You gotta do the guido handbook.
The Situation
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The Viennese wash everything. Where else in the world does the government hire public servants to wash public telephone booths and the glass over traffic lights? Every time I see someone doing these things, I smile like a child.
Jonathan Carroll
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I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
Woody Allen
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People think updos are so hard, but theyre not. Your hair should look tousled and undone. If Im in a mood to go out and feel hot and s..y, I want long hair that I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head. Ill usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if Im just in a hang-out mood, I wont even wash it. Ill wait until it smells.
Jessica Simpson
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O you who believe! when you rise up to prayer, wash your faces and your hands as far as the elbows, and wipe your heads and your feet to the ankles; and if you are under an obligation to perform a total ablution, then wash (yourselves) and if you are sick or on a journey, or one of you come from the privy, or you have touched the women, and you cannot find water, betake yourselves to pure earth and wipe your faces and your hands therewith, Allah does not desire to put on you any difficulty, but He wishes to purify you and that He may complete His favor on you, so that you may be grateful.
Quran
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I shave without using shaving cream.
Jerry Stiller
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A good lather is half the shave.
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If you're a female participant in no shave November then you are in fact ratchet.
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If you're a girl and participate in no shave November, prepare for dateless December.
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A barber learns to shave by shaving fools
Romanian Proverb
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Sometimes I shave my legs and sometimes I dont. Sometimes I comb my hair and sometimes I wont.
India Arie
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Deena's hair is f*cking disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off.
Snooki
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