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The Atm Card Is Real Quotes & Sayings
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When ATM machines came out and people were prosecuted for robbing ATM machines, I don't think anybody thought the banks were against technology because they didn't want their ATM machines lifted.
Hilary Rosen
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I'm sicker than S.A.R.S, higher than Mars & I treat my bi... like an ATM card.
Mac Dre
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I'm sicker than sars, higher than Mars and I treat my bi... like an ATM card.
Mac Dre
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If in any divination the Tenth Card should be a Court Card, it shews that the subject of the divination falls ultimately into the hands of a person represented by that card, and its end depends mainly on him.
Arthur E Waite
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When I first got into magic, it was an underground phenomenon. Now everybody's like pick a card, any card.
Sage Francis
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Congress is not an ATM.
Robert Byrd
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I don't get much sense of reward from having discovered how to get the Foo card to coexist with the Bar card.
Jamie Zawinski
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
Adam Carolla
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I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.
Tony Montana
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If it takes the entire army and navy to deliver a postal card in Chicago, that card will be delivered.
Grover Cleveland
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As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
Sam Ewing
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Happy holidays from someone using environmental friendliness as an excuse for being too cheap and lazy to send a real card.
Unknown
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Problem with being short....Not pulling up close enough to ATM, the bank line, drive up anything really.
Unknown
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Pretending to read your birthday card after the money's fallen out...
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She's leaving when the president has one of the highest approval ratings on record. From here, it can only go down. And when it does, you know who they're going to blame. They're gonna blame Andy Card!
Andrew Card
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Social Security Number Cards by themselves were never intended to be personal identity documents because they cannot confirm that a person presenting a card is actually the person whose name appears on the card.
Ron Lewis
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Oh look an ATM! Ok here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob a casino! Good idea! Look at all the lights! This is beautiful.
Bill Burr
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Consider this: I can go to Antarctica and get cash from an ATM without a glitch, but should I fall ill during my travels, a hospital there could not access my medical records or know what medications I am on.
Nathan Deal
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The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.
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I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of sho.. and a healthy gold card.
Victoria Adams
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