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The Thing About My Jokes Is They Dont Hurt Anyone Quotes & Sayings
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Please dont make me expect. Please dont lead me on. Please dont leave me hanging. Please dont hurt me.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Dont make promises you cant keep. Dont give others false hope. Dont break hearts. DONT HURT MY FRIEND. Is that so hard for you to understand.
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What is love?! Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.
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Dont trust too much. Dont love too much. Dont hope too much, because that too much can hurt you so much.
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Please dont go, dont walk away before I know, what this is, I need you here, not ready to say goodbye, dont want to hurt inside even if you're never mine.
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I trust you to take care of my fragile heart. So please dont break it. Dont hurt me. Dont destroy me. Just continue loving me. Forever.
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I dont do the Barbie thing thats her thing. I really dont agree with it, thats basic. (On Nicki Minaj)
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The easiest way to not get hurt is to not care...but that's the hardest thing to do.
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I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't make no difference so [long as] you happen to hit it just right. But there's one thing I'm proud of -- I ain't got it in for anybody. I don't like to make jokes that hurt anybody.
Will Rogers
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My simplest advice to everyone out there; If hurts, let go. Life is way too short to waste any time at all. Youre only young for so long, and every moment you spend dwelling on the things that only cause you to hurt, is precious time wasted where you could have been out adventuring around, making more memories to look back on. Nobody wants to remember the nights they sat around crying. They look back at the adventures they had while they were young. The good nights, days, whatever. And when you find someone where it feels like the first time every time, dont let that go. Dont give up without a fight. To hell with anybody who makes you feel like youre ordinary. Dont waste your time. And Im not kidding, when you find this person, hold tight and do not ever let them go. It rarely happens. And youll know it, because its when you feel most alive. Its a pretty shitty world, no jokes. But you can be happy if you want to be.
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We dont want to lose because of our competitive nature, which is at an incredibly high level. No one wants to lose, period. It should hurt, it should sting, and you dont want to feel that feeling again. I dont think its very tough to pick yourself up because you go into the next game and you dont want to feel that feeling again. To me its quite easy. I have a problem with players who dont take the loss personally. At a professional level you should, its our job, its our livelihood, its who we are at this level. Every loss should be taken that personal.
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Im scared to fall in love again on the low....i dont like my feelings being hurt !
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Im a natural flirt, I swear I dont be trying to it just happens. Dont think too much of it though or you might get your feelings hurt.
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I know your hiding your pain & showing that you dont care because you dont want to get hurt again.
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I dont know why I keep on loving you despite the fact that Ill get hurt again just like before. I never learn cause I dont want to. Not now when Im still strong to fall for you over and over again.
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Yes, I love you. Yes, I still care about you. Yes, I still think about you. But no, I dont want to get hurt, I dont want you back.
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You must have someone who...You dont need to impress. You can rely on whether you need it or not. Are fun but serious too. You can be completely honest with. Gives good advice. Listens. Wont judge you but criticizes when you need it. Gives a hug. You can make inside jokes with. Understands what you're thinking even if you dont say it. Has your back. But most importantly, someone who will make you the most you.
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Words dont mean anything...You tell them you dont wanna get hurt and they do it anyway.
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So after a while, I just have to forget all the times we shared. All the laughs, the jokes, the long talks... All the memories we once shared. I have to remember that you don't care.
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