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Things I Can Put On Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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I can't even take a picture these days without someone yelling at me, 'You better not put that on Facebook!'
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When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk to hear my robot voice...
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Facebook; Letting you put your nose in other people's business since 2004.
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LAUGHBOOK CRYBOOK PUT ALL YOUR BUSINESS OUT THERE THEN WONDER WHYBOOK. TRUTHBOOK, LIEBOOK, INDIRECT SUBLIMINAL REPLYBOOK. LOVEBOOK, HATEBOOK, QUICK TO GIVE ADVICE BUT DONT PULL YOUR OWN WEIGHTBOOK. REALBOOK, STUNTBOOK, WHY PEOPLE GOTTA FRONTBOOK. THIS IS DONE ONLY ON FACEBOOK!!! MAYBE IT SHOULD BE CALLED FAKEBOOK!!!
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Anybody can put things together that belong together. to put things together that don't go together, and make it work, that takes genius like Mozart's. Yet he is presented in the play Amadeus as a kind of silly boy whom the gods loved.
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps!
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Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate? If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it.
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
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Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money aint got none.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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