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I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
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Friendship is like milking a cow. If you milk too often, you won't get much milk. If you don't milk enough, the milk is sour and the cow is soar. But if you milk regularly, the milk is sweet, plentiful, and the cow is happy.
Aimee Scott
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It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.
Georg Brandes
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I drank one or was it four? And when if fell on the floor I drank more.
The Smiths
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I have to say that in this particular cow that we're dealing with, those parts of the cow were removed, and so we don't think there's any risk or very negligible risk to human health with this particular incident.
Ann Veneman
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I didn't live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I fu..ed too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's the truth. [They] would start from the beginning by saying, 'I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let's talk about issues.' That's gonna be my campaign slogan, 'I drank the bong water'.'
George Clooney
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I only drank for three years of my life, but I drank enough in those three years to last me the rest of my life... It's a religious thing.
Marty Robbins
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Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo the Fry Guy? let me get a cold drank, need a cold drank. And a chicken sandwich fo my babys momma cuz Im a hustla baby!
Ralphie May
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The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!?
Bill Watterson
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NECTAR, n. A drink served at banquets of the Olympian deities. The secret of its preparation is lost, but the modern Kentuckians believe that they come pretty near to a knowledge of its chief ingredient. Juno drank a cup of nectar, But the draught did not affect her. Juno drank a cup of rye -- Then she bad herself good-bye. --J.G.
Ambrose Bierce
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This beast went to the well and drank, and the noise was in the beast's belly like unto the questing of thirty couple hounds, but all the while the beast drank there was no noise in the beast's belly.
Thomas Malory
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he drank down my last swallow.
Kenny Rogers
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I used to be psychic, but I drank my way out of it.
Mark E Smith
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I had a lousy marriage and I drank too much.
Pat Travers
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I drank beer, and I had a career year.
David Wells
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I drank enough whiskey to float a battleship around.
Lynyrd Skynyrd
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I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow.
Johnny Mercer
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Holy cow!
Harry Caray
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When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind.
Maurice Gibb
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Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
Alphonse Allais
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