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Suggest Revision: Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
 
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Suggest Revision: Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds
 
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Suggest Revision: Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
 
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Suggest Revision: Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
 
Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked.
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Suggest Revision: Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked.
 
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Suggest Revision: It takes time for the absent to assume their true shape in our thoughts. After death they take on a firmer outline and then cease to change.
 
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Suggest Revision: Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.
 
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Suggest Revision: If I'm not interested in a woman, I'm straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, 'I can't do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!'
 
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Suggest Revision: Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation.
 
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Suggest Revision: The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and that's saying a lot.
 
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