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Suggest Revision: An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
 
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
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Suggest Revision: A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
 
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Suggest Revision: A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
 
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Suggest Revision: Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
 
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
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Suggest Revision: Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
 
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Suggest Revision: A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car
 
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Suggest Revision: I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
 
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Suggest Revision: My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
 
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Suggest Revision: When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute
 
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Suggest Revision: Babies are such a nice way to start people
 
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