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Tiger In A Zoo Katt Williams Quotes & Sayings
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A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street anymore without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I go like an idiot member of a royal family or an animal in a zoo; and zoo animals have been known to die from stares.
Igor Stravinsky
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Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfu..in drug. Ive done the research. Its just a plant. It just grows like that. And if you just happen to set it on fire there are some effects.
Katt Williams
424 Likes
Tiger the dog had a showdown with a fast moving flower truck in the middle of the street and lost.
Barry Williams
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Spanish people you gotta get you some ni... friends too so they can tell you when shit is is not appropriate we are tired of going to the laundry mat to see you in there your baby girl is all but seven years old this bi... has a wedding dress and soccer sho.. on WHERE THE fu.. IS SHE GOIN? IS SHE MARRYING BLEACH!?
Katt Williams
176 Likes
Hello ni...s, Hello bi...es! Ladies I hope you don't mind me calling you bi...es cuz I don't know you all by name.
Katt Williams
146 Likes
So wonderful to be in Pasadena where it's 138 durin' the day and 36 at night. A pi.p don't know what to wear, I'm down in the hotel lobby I got on a fur coat, some swimmin' trunks, some timberlands and uh umbrella 'cause I don't know what may happen in this raggedy bi... this evenin'.
Katt Williams
112 Likes
Gas is so mother'fu..in high. Hot Damn gas. Shit!! You are not supposed to be at the gas station making life decisions. You just at the pump, "Did I eat today?" "I can get no half a tank, ive got 3 cigarettes."
Katt Williams
218 Likes
You messed up my self esteem... bi... it's called SELF ESTEEM! It's the esteem of ya Mutha fu..in Self bi...... How did I fu.. up how YOU feel about YOU?
Katt Williams
547 Likes
If you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you catch the tiger's cub?
Ban Chao
11 Likes
I've known Tiger since he was 18. Tiger is a great guy. I am so happy for him right now.
Darius Rucker
1 Likes
Wooing the press is an exercise roughly akin to picnicking with a tiger. You might enjoy the meal, but the tiger always eats last.
Maureen Dowd
0 Likes
I played with Tiger [Woods], and I probably felt like you would be out there with me. Tiger is getting it by me about 50 or 60 yards, so it makes you inferior with your ability to hit the ball.
Greg Norman
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Some of yall ladies is looking for an 100% good ni..., and I had a meeting with all these ni...s in attendance tonight and established that there is no such a ni.... So stop looking for him. Some of yall had a 98% ni... and yall got rid of him for 2% now you siting next to a 71% ni... hoping he upgrade.
Katt Williams
207 Likes
I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he smoke some shots. A little refinement on Tiger's short game and there'll be nothing. He's already pretty darn imposing.
Corey Pavin
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Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.
Katt Williams
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This shit right here ni...!? This shit right here ni...!?
Katt Williams
185 Likes
Haters: they hate what you look like, whacha wearing, whacha drivin, whacha think about, whacha talk about...they fu..in hate it but you gonna have to understand thats the way it is.....Have you eva caught a muthafu..a starin at you with the I just caught the stomach virus face?..you ever just out yo peripheral like.......like everything bout you just fu.. with them.
Katt Williams
143 Likes
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And you cant think ni...s forget, ni...s dont forget...last time I checked you wasnt handling the presidential pe..s correctly and I'm thinking how you gonna handle the world when you cant handle a d..k bi......fu.. it that was yo main missile to look after..that was yo air force one you let fly the fu.. off!
Katt Williams
142 Likes
Hey ni..., ni..., ni..., ni...You know that sh.. I sold you last week...It's nothin ni... it's nothin, it's nothin...This sh.. here ni..., this sh.. here ni..., this sh.. right here ni..., This shit called Deaf...Death? You mean I'm gonna hit it and die!! Not death ni... deaf...You hit this sh.. twice you wont hear sh..
Katt Williams
341 Likes
Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pu... replacement..you cant replace pu...! pu... is like a oven in the kitchen...put in some ham..some vegetables..and maybe some bread and 1 hour and 30 mins later you got a full meal... but head is like a microwave cause a ni... aint always got 1 hour and 30 min to be messin with ur ass..sometimes we need a hotpocket in 30 sec....BING THERE WE GO.
Katt Williams
141 Likes
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