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Please help my teammate Tim Cahill in his efforts to support the communities of Queensland to rebuild their lives after the recent devastating floods

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I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have sex with an aardvark... I would do it.

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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

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We all dream a lot - some are lucky, some are not. But if you think it, want it, dream it, then it's real. You are what you feel

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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'

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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'

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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

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A journey is best measured in friends rather than miles

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I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.

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